The Bite of 86

Source: Morning Courier, 4 November 1986*

What hides in Freddy Fazbears Pizza? ´At Freddy Fazbears big pizza party restaurant, a terrible accident happend yesterday. A 5 year old boy named Matthew Burden is killed by an animatronic. The mother of the child, Lisa Burden describes this accident. ´We were celebrating his birthday. He would turn 6 tomorrow. He came to us to say he had to go to the bathroom, so he walked to the bathroom.´ Security camera footage shows that the boy found the parts and Storage room. Here are some spare parts stored. ´The lights got turned on and off several times, and i and my husband knew something was wrong.´ The camera footage shows that the boy was playing with the power switches. ´Then we heard a loud scream, and we knew who that was: Our son. We ran to the him, and found the parts and storage room, with the door wide open. We looked inside and there we saw something that i will never get out of my head. A golden bunny robot, straight out of an nightmare, noticeably larger than the normal robots, with 2 rows of teeth and covered in blood, was ripping our son apart. He turned his back, staring at us with his red eyes. He screamed, and begon running to the door. We closed the door just in time and locked it with a chair. That ´thing´ screamed again,and slamed on the door.´ Owner of the pizzeria, W. Afton said that that ´thing´ isnt something that he made. He joked: ´Well, i dont want to see that thing in my house! It would eat my kids!´ The place is now closed, and the judge will descide the fate of the restaurant in a lawsuit.´
 * not a real newspaper.